I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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