Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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