So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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