I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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