you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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