No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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