This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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