Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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