Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
A bitchslap is in order.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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