nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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