if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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