she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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