Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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