The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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