Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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