its not stalking. its research.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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