Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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