She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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