I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
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