That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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