your parents love me but you hate me
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
Randomize
