do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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