is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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