Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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