ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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