omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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