i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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