hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
well most of my day revolves around power hour
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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