I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
so explain again why im purple
no
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
Randomize
