So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
