do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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