...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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