Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I want you more than these girls want KFC
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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