they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
