i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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