Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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