Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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