we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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