I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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