We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
We are two peas in an std pod
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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