ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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