Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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