Its about making memories worth repressing
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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