Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
he puts the penis in happiness.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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