it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
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