so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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