So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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