she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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