so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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