i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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