Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
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