Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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