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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid

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(705): View more from Ontario

last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends

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(847): View more from Illinois

On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.

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(714): View more from California

My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.

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(631): View more from New York

his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores

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(609): View more from New Jersey

My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.

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(770): View more from Georgia

Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...

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