Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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