You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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