I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
hell yes lets make some ravioli
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
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