The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Ambien. No doubt about it.
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
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