If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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