im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
